When I first took the Fun Factory Big Boss G5 out of its box, the only word I could manage was “Wow.”
I’ve opened plenty of sex toy boxes, but I just couldn’t help it – the Big Boss is a thing of beauty.
It’s realistic, but not in an “uncanny valley” sort of way. It’s more of an abstract dick, with a prominent coronal ridge and stylized veins wrapping around the shaft. Mine is an amazing shade of florescent pink, but it also comes in black and “nude” (a very pale flesh tone). The body of the vibrator is made of medical grade silicone. The texture’s really interesting. I’ve felt glossy, silky, and even rough silicone before, but the only way I can think to describe how this feels is almost a little bit like suede. It’s really nice, but it also attracts every bit of nearby dust, so beware. The silicone portion is about 7″ (17.8 cm) long and it’s 1.8″ (4.6 cm) across at the widest part. It’s a gorgeous chunk of silicone.
My favorite part about it, though, is the flexibility. The entire vibrator, except for about the first inch or so, is solid silicone. Delightfully squishy silicone. I love vibrators as much as the next reviewer. But looking at my collection, it’s easy to see that dildos are where my heart truly lies. And that’s why I love the Big Boss so much. It takes all the things I love about dildos and fuses them with a deliciously rumbly vibrator. The G5 line’s vibrations are apparently 25% stronger than the G4 line’s. I don’t have one to compare, so I can’t speak to that, but I am seriously impressed. There are six levels of steady vibration, and six vibration patterns. The patterns are actually pretty great – they’re all distinct from each other, and they’re not full of frustrating pauses. I usually can’t be bothered with patterns, but I’ve actually been using these fairly frequently. The handle is wonderful. The buttons are clicky and easy to use, but hard to press accidentally, and the loop design is easy to hold onto even when your hands are covered in lube. It’s fully waterproof, rechargeable, and it has an instant off button and a travel lock.
Because it’s so wonderfully chunky, it does take me a bit of warm-up before I can use the Big Boss. I also recommend using a (non-silicone) lube with it, even if you don’t usually need to – the draggy texture can be a little uncomfortable without it. The extra prep is totally worth it, though. It’s wonderfully filling, and while I can’t thrust much with it because of the size, the texture of the silicone accentuates every little movement. The slight curve is perfect, and the coronal ridge hits my G-spot incredibly well. The vibrations are in a class all their own. You know how I’ve raved before about using the Tango in dildos with a bullet cavity, and how amazing it was? This is somehow even better. There’s a huge range of intensity in the steady vibrations, from the gentle purr of the first setting to the glorious rumble of the highest. They somehow travel through the entire silicone portion, but don’t transmit into the handle and make my hand fall asleep. And the density of the silicone is absolutely perfect – firm, but with just the right amount of flex and squish.
If this review has seemed overwhelmingly positive, that’s because I just can’t think of a single bad thing to say about this vibrator. While I adore it, the only thing I feel might not work for everyone is the size. There are a ton of other great options in the G5 line, though, which I feel equally confident recommending. If you’re even a tiny bit interested, you should buy this vibrator. It’s easily the best internal vibrator I’ve ever tried, and has quickly become one of my favorite sex toys. If you like big toys and powerful vibrations, I can’t recommend anything better.
Thank you so much to Good Vibrations, who sent me the Big Boss G5 in exchange for my honest review!
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